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Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Lone Ranger

The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep. > > Some hours later, Tonto woke the Lone Ranger and said, > "Kemo Sabe, look at sky. What you see?" > > The Lone Ranger replied, "I see millions of stars." > > "What that tell you?" asked Tonto. > > The Lone Ranger pondered for a minute and then said, > "Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. > Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. >Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. >Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. >Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. >What's it tell you, Tonto?" > > "You dumber than buffalo patties. It mean someone stole tent.


Supergranny said...

Too funny!! A nice belly laugh to start another busy day! Thanks

Just mentioning Lone Ranger and Tonto brings back memories of a simpler time when we "watched" them on the radio.....those were the days...............

Sunflower Ranch said...

Wonderful story!! Thanks for posting it and bringing up some good memories of one of my childhood heroes! I especially loved Tonto's horse Scout and wished I had one exactly like him. ~Sunflower